Friday, February 1, 2008

A Short Introduction to Lindsay's New Maybe, Sorta, Kinda Boyfriend


It's always great when a big starlet like Lindsay Lohan is linked to a small-town boy. The local paper gets so excited, and we're able to learn more about him than from any tabloid.
After being spotted leaving the Four Seasons with Linds in New York, Jeremy Greene quickly became her latest rumored suitor, and this is what we found out from his local Maine paper, the Morning Sentinel:
He wears the hood of his jacket over his baseball hats. (Note to Jeremy: Please stop that.)
Ali Lohan is hoping he makes a serious love connection with her big sis. During the interview with the paper, she texted him: "I asked her, and she said you're very handsome." Score!
He's not sure he'll be able to save our Lohan, but he said, "I think I could probably be a good, positive person in her life."
He would like his own reality show. Get in line, dude.
With a smile, he said, "I'm not saying I'm Lindsay's boyfriend—I'm not saying that at all. We're just friends." We know what that smile means.
It was Dina Lohan that brought him into Lindsay's life.
And finally, if you would like to hear more from this budding young musician, check out "The One" and "Mo' Money" on his MySpace. That way you'll be able to say you knew him when.
Considering Lindsay's dating record, we're not sure if we should actually file any of this away into the long-term memory section of our brain. However, if Dina is behind all this, we have a feeling he'll be around a lot longer than that snowboarder guy Linds met in rehab. What was his name?